For the [insert synonym for lazy] blogger...

Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed hating work, I feel obliged, owned and suffocated

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to make Shawn the random boy wait an hour for ria and i. He made me drink soup he insisted on buying for me because i was broke.

I want to tell the world that I hate sponging.

Oh, and that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!

I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet. I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you that you're a moron.




That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful...or not.

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