I am Dandel.

Lil' miss random is the best thing that's happened to me since...since...well, since Chunky the tortoise-shelled cat.

Staring up into the solar system
All the stars are fixed up in the sky
I just want to sparkle for a moment
Before I just fizzle out and die

I'm happy because I'm stupid
Scared of spiders, scared of flying
If I wasn't so happy
I wouldn't be so scared of dying
The boy least likely to's Be gentle with me